The Tower, etc.

Wednesday was the Tower of London tour. The tower was built in 1078 by William the Bastard (that’s what they call him here). Across the pond we know him as William the Conqueror.

The complex is huge and seems to have been built over a long period of time. Nearby are the remnants of a Roman wall. The moat around the tower was removed long ago due to the stench caused by dumping the late residents into the water. I say since they don’t torture folks anymore they might want to bring the moat back. The City of London is considering that very thing.

We of course had to endure more stories of the horrible kings did to their subjects. If you were lucky you were beheaded with a sharp sword. If not, it might take up to eight tries to remove your noggin. You don’t want to hear about drawing and quartering.

We stood by the very spot that Henry the VIII’s wives lost their heads.

The Ravens
There are eight birds at the Tower; the required six plus two. If you ever visit the tower don’t attempt to pet the Ravens – they bite. I didn’t go near them in case you’re wondering.

Legend has it that should the ravens ever leave the Tower, the Empire will fall. Don’t tell the British but I’m thinking that ship has already sailed.

The Beefeaters
Nope don’t call them Beefeaters. They are correctly called Yeomen Warders and are all ex-military. The original Yeomen Warders were partially paid in beef, hence the name. They still guard the tower and also serve as tour guides.

The Crown Jewels
I was always under the impression the jewels on display were paste and the “real McCoy” was stored elsewhere. Nope what you are looking are the Crown Jewels. Very impressive bling. The Queen calls the crown her “best hat” -that British sense of humor kills.

Covent Garden
Covent Garden is not actually a garden (just like Piccadilly Circus doesn't have performing seals); it’s more like a shopping mall with outdoor vendors and entertainment. Didn’t see anyone resembling Eliza Doolittle, although it was rather crowded that day.